Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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