hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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