I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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