so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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