wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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