i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
