Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
