If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I have fence marks all over my body
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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