Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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