she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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