She's JV to your varsity
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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