whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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