Do vagina's smell?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Best friends brother. Beat that.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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