I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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