While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
