I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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