so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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