Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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