boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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