Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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