I can tuck mytits in my pants
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.