I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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