i barfeds in our rink
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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