LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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