Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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