do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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