I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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