We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize