im gay
i know
yea but for you.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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