so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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