Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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