I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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