Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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