I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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