U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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