That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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