Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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