if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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