I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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