Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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