just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.