their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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