What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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