"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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