I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
