You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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