I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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