problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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