Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I think people are normalizing furries
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
