I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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