Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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