Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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