Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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