My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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