What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
vagina is talking i cant
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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