her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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