is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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