this just has baby written all over it
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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