just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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