Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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