Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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