David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
